Chlapček stretne starú pani susedku a hovorí:
- "Teta, Vy ste ako z rozprávky."
- "Naozaj?" - čuduje sa polichotená pani.
- "Áno, vyzeráte ako ježibaba."
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Pýta sa otec sedemnásťročného syna:
- Kam ideš? A prečo si so sebou berieš tú baterku?
- Na rande.
- To ja som v Tvojich rokoch žiadnu baterku nepotreboval.
- No, ale pozri sa, čo si si priviedol domov! :DD
zly vtip
(pavel gula, 16. 2. 2014 21:15)Janko chodi po futbalovom ihrisku. Filip sa ho pyta, co to robis?kracam do kola a hladam loptu.,,tak preco kracas do kruhu?Lebo tak budem mat lepsi vyhlad.
učitelka
(mima, 8. 2. 2014 17:47)
Učitelka sa pýta žiakov čo dáva nam krava
a deti na to DOMACE ULOHY
Now
(Háji baki , 10. 11. 2013 20:57)Po ulici ide pán a tlieska. Prečo tlieskate? Pýta sa chodec plaším krokodílov . Veď tu žiadne niesú. Samozrejme, to preto že tlieskam!!!!
Re: trapošina
(domča, 9. 7. 2013 14:27)ja nemám nikoho . tak ja budem s tebou chodit .chceš,,,,?,,,,,,?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Ahoj Maxik
(Kiksa20, 18. 1. 2013 19:04)
To si Maxik zabil to je faj vtipChlapček stretne starú pani susedku a hovorí:
- "Teta, Vy ste ako z rozprávky."
- "Naozaj?" - čuduje sa polichotená pani.
- "Áno, vyzeráte ako ježibaba."
MILI POčITAč
(EčREDEWRRč, 12. 7. 2012 12:58)VEľA HIER TU NEFUNGUJE OPRAV TO PROSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIM :)!!!!! ´DAKUJEM
čojaviem
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čojaviem
(-, 12. 7. 2012 12:52)leurijderudcjdsiswksicdzkzufgbzkdebzjuHGDZZHAHWTGWISL.-EUZDUIZHBNDGCFFFGHJUňWTZTZG&.JFUZJHUDS.DFč.RWEť.REV.UIZGIFIFIJJCJKJIIJZWGETTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRYť.
Ježibaba
(Teta, 1. 3. 2012 14:43)Maxik musim ta pochvalit este teraz sa s toho smejem vies velmi dobre vtipy uz sa ho ucim na spamat aby som ho v skole mohls porozpravat detom aj oni by praskli od smiechu naozaj neuveritelne dobri vtip este som taki dobry vtip nezazila ja sa s toho zblaznim uz musim koncit lebo sa z neho pocikam.ČauMaxííík.
Dobry Vtip :D
(Jasminka, 17. 2. 2014 9:50)